Brass Music Fan Prints

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Orchestra.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

The Salivation army.

A tuba and love hearts

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

A 1950's Barber Shop

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

'He lost his whistle,'

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Brass Band

"I once loved a parade."

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Tuba

'I'm so lonesome...'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

Jupiter