Brass Music Fan Mugs

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Orchestra.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

The Salivation army.

A 1950's Barber Shop

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

A tuba and love hearts

'He lost his whistle,'

"I don't think you have a case. It's only slander if it's not true, and I've heard you play."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Over Zealous French Horn Player

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Brass Band

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"I once loved a parade."

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Tuba

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

'I'm so lonesome...'

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.