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A man paying a German group to leave promptly

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

Warped up in giant horn.

Concerto for Two Horns

Orchestra.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'He lost his whistle,'

A tuba and love hearts

'Music hath charms,' &c.

The Salivation army.

Musician

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Brass Band

"I once loved a parade."

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Tuba

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

Supply was out of harps.

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

Trumpet

Kringle: The Decca Years

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.