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'What do you mean we'd be better off as a quartet?'

Orchestra.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

French horn.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

A tuba and love hearts

The Salivation army.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"I once loved a parade."

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Double Bass.

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

"This ref really loves his brass band."

Sousaphone Player

A Heavy Metal Musician.

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

A cocktail in a tuba

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Brass Band

Tuba Music

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

Serpent Instrument player

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

qui-i-i-i-i-i-i-i... ...NOA-A-A-A!!!

Anteater playing the trumpet

The fabulous unituba

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

A cat in a tube

That's funny, I always thought they were trumpeters.