Branded Journeyer T-Shirts

"Sorry mate - I can't come to the pub after the match because I've got to embarrass myself filming an advert for moisturiser."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

ET Mishap

Pastorius wonders why.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

The Paper Route

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Filling up.

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'Anything to declare?'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Alf and Misery Guts

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

Bev puts on an old favorite

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'