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'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Networking

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

At the suit makers

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"I love fast break business success."

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

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Creative entrepreneur at work

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

'Floppo' lottery rebranding