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BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

The Alpha Seltzer

'We've re-branded.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

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"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

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"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

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"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"Our branding lacks that certain sense of timeless gravitas. Can we have it iconosized?"

Next semester I have "The Frito-lay

"Baby, with your money and my money, we could really buy places."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

Peace on Earth

"I believe in consistent branding."

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'