Branching Thinker T-Shirts

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Employee won't think about work outside of box

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Chiller Theatre

'The Questioner'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

The Thought Process.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Paul Ree

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Real Life/Surreal Life

"The overthinker"

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Zenemies.