Branching Thinker T-Shirts

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

'The Questioner'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

The Thought Process.

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Paul Ree

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

Pastorius wonders why.

"The overthinker"