Brainy Eater Pillows

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'What are you eating now?'

Dog training

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Nervous Student

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

Babies who Lunch.

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

Cutting down the Brain

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"Always eat your broccoli."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'Try the fish. It's brain food.'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Brain versus Religion.

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

'I'll pay double for half as much.'