Brainy Customer Mugs

"So, what makes you think I'm a therapist?"

"Is it that bad?"

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Dog training

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Nervous Student

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

'Waiter, a café with chairs, tables and two coffees please!'

Cathy was becoming increasingly buy-curious.

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

Annual Amnesia Convention

'You have inflammation in both eyes but as far as I can see, there's no information behind them.'

Miss America IQ pageant.

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!

Einstein.

'I have an idea.'

'I'm going to have to rethink that 'knowledge is power' theory.'

"There she is...Melinda Alvarez...the smartest girl in the third grade."

Farmer with a big brain.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Sniffing drugs

"The crystal ball is to indicate when a waiter will next be in this vicinity."