Brainwave Buff Prints

Stealing an idea.

"And this is the part that will never let you forget the time you called your third-grade teacher 'Mom.' "

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

Bright Idea

X-ray Psychology.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Spindle Neurons

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Rubik's ice cube.

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

Brain Sunrise

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

This Rubik's Cube is no match for my towering intellect... - 'Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler!' - 'It's okay to take a break, Peel.' - 'Leave me alone! Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler.' -

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

"Switch me on please..."

You were right. I should have gone for the BT package.

Brain Charger