Brainwave Buff Mugs

Stealing an idea.

"And this is the part that will never let you forget the time you called your third-grade teacher 'Mom.' "

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

X-ray Psychology.

Bright Idea

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Rubik's ice cube.

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Brain Sunrise

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

"Switch me on please..."

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

'I can't remember why I came here either.'

Brain connection

Brains versus management books.