Brainwave Bandit Mugs

"Before we analyze the data, we must analyze the person who came up with the data."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

BLESS YOU

Brain Sunrise

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

Bureau of Buzzwords

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

'Yes, he's neurotic - It's a common condition with neurologists.'

Mom's House O' Chili.

'Internet' 'Internot'

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

Silent music

'Well, Tom, everyone suffers from delusions from time to time.'

'No, Alex! This is our ‘A Penny For Your Thoughts' meeting. Stop throwing in your two cents worth!'

Help! Sold Short - And Where Did It Get Me?

"I've used 'Systemic Racism', 'White Privilege', 'Post-Racial Society' and 'Marginalized'"

Stealing an idea.

"And this is the part that will never let you forget the time you called your third-grade teacher 'Mom.' "

"These voices in your head...I'm going to have to bill you for them as well."

'Bertie, may I bounce something off you?'

"Thank God you showed up. I was beginning to think I was the only person who hid out in the coffee room all day."

"Where is he, He said he would be here to discuss best pratices"

"My problem has always been an overabundance of alpha waves."

'I asked the agency to send someone who is good at stealing cars and killing people and they sent YOU?'

'My problem has always been an overabundance of alpha waves.'

A brilliant brainwave takes a flyby