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"I've been racking my brain for hours and I still can't get today's Sudoku."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Obsession with the Internet.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Get on with it!

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Presenter Auditions.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

Rubik's ice cube.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"It takes me only one drink to get drunk. Its either the seventh or eighth."

Fan-Centric Stadium

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'This is just a thought, but maybe we could try animated anchormen.'