Brainstorm Ninja Gifts

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Thinking Gears

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

' A good idea '

Light Bulb Moment

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

Team Leader

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Go team!

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

Empty box of ideas

Bright idea

Creative department

Worry tank

Blue sky thinking

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

Innovative

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Trade Show Sherpas

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Brainstorm in progress.

Elevator Pitch

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."