Brains Behind The Scenes Gifts

'Don't tell me...Team A has the educated guess and Team B the uneducated guess.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Gay Times...

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

True Story Movie

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

Brawnstorming session.

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

"Yes, you've mentioned this 'Facebook' in the past—tell me, is 'Facebook' saying anything right now?"

Reality TV

An expletive of editors

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

Frog Umbrella

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

'Dr. Nackschmerz has a very logical mind.' - 'Yes - in contrast to his body.'

How do bright women get pregnant?

'I wrote on this piece of cardboard because the teleprompter is broken. Just say something about technical difficulties and we'll be right back after these messages or whatever. Just don't read this on air!'

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

Audience thinking 'What a tosser!'