Brain Gym Enthusiast Pillows

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"OK, ready to go again?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bench Press Accident

"It's true: no more burpees."

"We're exclusively delts."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Exercising

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Exercise now!