Brain Gym Enthusiast Pillows

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's true: no more burpees."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Exercise now!

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

Exercising

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.