Brain Gain Strategist Mugs

"Your mission is to combat brain drain."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

X-ray Psychology.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

Standard And P****d.

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Shareholders Meeting - We will be paying a dividend but I will not be announcing it here.

'Have you been talking to someone, Jenkins?'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'Long term I like energy and transportation stocks. Short term I like lottery tickets.'

Stock market books.

"I invested in Chinese stocks just because of my ironic sense of humor - if it goes wrong, I can't even afford a bowl of Chop Suey!"

To Stock Exchange

Wall Street Investing.

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

If you're so good at picking winning stocks, why do you still have to work?

'After only a few years in the market I had a small fortune - unfortunately I'd started out with a big one.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

'He runs a very successful hedge fund.'

"It's important to see 'beyond the obvious' when you look at a customer. . ."