Braille Teacher Mugs

"Is that a braille book? Yes, and normally I don't like people reading over my shoulder."

A Puppet Named Juan

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Trump! The Musical

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Cossack dancers

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

With the popularity of spell-checkers, many people are turning to the new speech-checkers.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Macbeth: Take Two

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."