Braille Teacher Mugs

"Is that a braille book? Yes, and normally I don't like people reading over my shoulder."

A Puppet Named Juan

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Hamlet'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Trump! The Musical

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Cossack dancers

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Macbeth: Take Two

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

A pretention of playwrights