Braille Reader Mugs

Braille Pick Up

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

"I have an app for that."

Maternity ward.

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Good boy

Noah posted his first tweet.

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

'Now, where was I when the lectern collapsed?'

Manual Labor.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

DIY motor repairs.

Mowing manual.

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

'nothing to worry about. According to this book of reptiles the snake is non-poisonous.'

'Can you read the story with more enthusiasm? You're putting me to sleep.'

"You taught him to bring the paper?" "Just the comics."

I'm here for my training course. - 'Please take a seat' - 'Ah... ten blissful minutes to read the paper in silence.' - '' - 'Did you park in the red bay?' - 'Yes.' - 'Big mistake, 'half pint'. You can't park there.' - 'But...' - 'Move it!!!' - 'Okay, ok

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

Circus News

"Step 1: Find Someone Who Knows How To Read Instructions, Dave."

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

The Ten Ton Commandments

Hammer Instructions

The Joy of Pecks

First library card

Mouse pushes the mousetrap in the cats way

Faecebook Fly.