Bragging Rights Holder Prints

A Salmon Lie

"And this is a picture of me before I became a high net worth individual."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

One-upmanship.

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

"Guess what Darling, Nigel's telephone number is exactly the same as my salary."

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

"Our wind corridor is second to none."

That was the first addition to my ego wall. It's my first loaded diaper."

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

'These represent all of the career milesones I passed on my way to the top. Each trophy was created to my exacting specifications. Each picture, with world leaders, was carefully crafted using advanced phot-editing software.'

'That was my first ever kill.'

“Please—outside of work I’m not your boss. I’m just Dave with the nicer car, bigger house, and three-hundred-dollar haircut.”

Fishermen bragging - One has caught a diver

"No, I can't play piano, but I could fill that bowl with hundred dollar bills."

Woman winding wool on husbands outstretched arms.

With Hunting Season comes Storytelling Season.

I only whale for the sport of it.

My equity is bigger than yours.

'Look out... here comes the Trumpet Voluntary.'

Harvard, Princeton, Yale, And Your Kids. . . ?

'She's already gotten a job offer from Microsoft!'