Bragging Rights Enthusiasts Prints

'I've been a model, a film star, a soap star, a dress designer... next I'm going to write a children's book and after that...'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"And this is Joshua, he'll be a hundred and forty-seven months next week."

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

A Salmon Lie

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

Social media and privacy

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

'I'm sure we'll hear about his hole-in-one!'

"When do I get my phone call"

One-upmanship.

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

Dave realised he was facing the interview panel from hell.

"Guess what Darling, Nigel's telephone number is exactly the same as my salary."

"Oh, we have a special hell for triathletes. It's just like regular life, except you can't talk about your triathlons."

"Your wife might be a brilliant cook, but my wife orders the world's best pizza!"

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

Show-Off-And-Tell.

"I've half a mind to complain."

That was the first addition to my ego wall. It's my first loaded diaper."

"Our wind corridor is second to none."

'These represent all of the career milesones I passed on my way to the top. Each trophy was created to my exacting specifications. Each picture, with world leaders, was carefully crafted using advanced phot-editing software.'

'That was my first ever kill.'

Fishermen bragging - One has caught a diver

"No, I can't play piano, but I could fill that bowl with hundred dollar bills."

"And this is a picture of me before I became a high net worth individual."

Woman winding wool on husbands outstretched arms.

I only whale for the sport of it.

'I respectfully take the First, the Second, the Third, the Fourth, the Fifth, the Sixth, the Seventh...'

"All I really want is control over my own body!"

'Hmm...'

Harvard, Princeton, Yale, And Your Kids. . . ?