Bracketologist Pillows

'You call that an organization chart, Foley? It looks just like the NCAA college basketball brackets.'

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

"I'd like to have him deprogrammed from basketball season."

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"It's a play on words."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Have you tried biting him?"

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Roget's Pet

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'