Bracket Wizard Mugs

"Too bad you don't put as much work on our financial planning as you do on college basketball brackets."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Texturing the Walls

Future Tents

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

"You don't need pronouns in your presentation. That's what finger-pointing is for."

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

"I was hoping we could avoid the middleman"

Bricklayer

Brick Red Paint...

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

'To begin with, yoiu'll need assets.'

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

"... but when the broadcasting company sent him $5,000 for his first script we laughed out of the other side of our mouths."

"Step 1: Find Someone Who Knows How To Read Instructions, Dave."

'He's counting how many words 'whom' with an 'm'. His record is six hundred and twenty nine.'

"This is Brad. If there's a loophole, he'll find it."

'You call that an organization chart, Foley? It looks just like the NCAA college basketball brackets.'

Chemical Company - Organic Division/Inorganic Division

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

Hollywood High School Math Department.

"Want to play a little game of "Guess Their Tax Bracket?'"

'Sold my soul to the devil, but held on to the intellectual property rights.'

'Gone out your dinner is in the food blender'

'I'm a writer. Boilerplate.'

For Timely Filing

'Excuse me, could you tell me where the nearest dentist is?'