Bracket Enthusiast Mugs

"Too bad you don't put as much work on our financial planning as you do on college basketball brackets."

Obama's Bracket.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Lego Haircut

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

The bridge of arts.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Snow Bridge.

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Church Restoration Fund.

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Brick and Mortar

The Salivation army.

'He lost his whistle,'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'