Bracket Enthusiast Mugs

"Too bad you don't put as much work on our financial planning as you do on college basketball brackets."

Obama's Bracket.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

Lego Haircut

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

The bridge of arts.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Snow Bridge.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Church Restoration Fund.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

The Salivation army.

Brick and Mortar

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

'He lost his whistle,'