Boys' Night Out Prints

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I'll bet you could find 'em all blindfolded!'

'You're clean, sober and unhurt? Poor darling! This Friday night with your buddies must have been REALLY boring!'

"Bye dear. Don't worry about me drinking - alcohol won't touch my lips. I'll use a straw!"

"What I like about this place is they let - if you'll pardon the expression - sleeping dogs lie."

Don't worry, I'll use my standard excuse: "Sorry I'm late Darling, but I was beached for two hours"...

"I hope my wife doesn't see this."

I could have danced all night!

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Bingo night.

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Playing cards.

"Botox."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The Stages of Wine

'Botox...'

"Your shout!"

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

You have had enough

Thursday is the new Friday

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Gorgeous Groovers.

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

'Mind throwing him back? It's his round...'

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

Absinthe Fairy.

''Fancy a quick pint?'

Wide screen TV