Boy Band Cultists Pillows

Jonas Brothers

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Modern Kids.

Robbie Williams

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

God throwing bricks on city

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

Before and After Tattoos.

Boy Bandy

'Well, let's work with the assumption that Harry Styles doesn't want to marry you...'

"Which is it today doctor, - Back, Beatles, or Backstreet Boys?"

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

'I sold all the bones to finance a Hollywood quasi-relgious cult.' Old Mother Hubbard and her son, L Ron.

'New Religion'

'Looks like some kinda cult to me.'

? ? Please help fund my boy band.

'Cult? What makes you think it's a cult?'

'Our cults are very similar, but we're also allowed to talk about squirrels and eat toast.'

Pinocchio auditions for a boyband.

'We're taking him in for his own protection - he sent a Tweet criticising One Direction.'

"...You'll never believe who shared a prison cell with my dad!"

The End of the World is Near: Information Supplied By A Reliable Source Who Wishes To Remain Incognito.

CD shop full of manufactured pop,

"I dunno...all these boy bands look alike to me!"

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

"Mum, Dad, I'm gay" "Thank god" "We thougth you were in boyzone

'Are you sure? OK. It's your wish Aladdin. You shall be in a boy band.'

"Question four: You win backstage tickets to meet the latest boy band. How cool is that?"

Dad's CD: THE CLASH. Daugher's CD: WESTLIFE. She says: 'That's not music, it's just noise. Why don't you play something with a tune?'

Meeting your Idol (Girl crying after meeting Lee Ryan from Blue).

Robbie Williams

"You were always a rebel, Vinnie..!"