Boy Band Cultists Mugs

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Modern Kids.

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

God throwing bricks on city

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

"Which is it today doctor, - Back, Beatles, or Backstreet Boys?"

Before and After Tattoos.

Malfunction at the boy-band factory.

'New Religion'

'I sold all the bones to finance a Hollywood quasi-relgious cult.' Old Mother Hubbard and her son, L Ron.

'Cult? What makes you think it's a cult?'

'Looks like some kinda cult to me.'

'Our cults are very similar, but we're also allowed to talk about squirrels and eat toast.'

Pinocchio auditions for a boyband.

The End of the World is Near: Information Supplied By A Reliable Source Who Wishes To Remain Incognito.

'Are you sure? OK. It's your wish Aladdin. You shall be in a boy band.'

"Mum, Dad, I'm gay" "Thank god" "We thougth you were in boyzone

CD shop full of manufactured pop,

"I dunno...all these boy bands look alike to me!"

"...You'll never believe who shared a prison cell with my dad!"

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

"Question four: You win backstage tickets to meet the latest boy band. How cool is that?"

Dad's CD: THE CLASH. Daugher's CD: WESTLIFE. She says: 'That's not music, it's just noise. Why don't you play something with a tune?'

Meeting your Idol (Girl crying after meeting Lee Ryan from Blue).

"You were always a rebel, Vinnie..!"