Boxing Trainer Mugs

'I'd say you've lulled him into a false sense of security.'

Boxing Trainer: 'NOOOOO, you IDIOT, you IDIOT! The TOWEL!! I SAID throw in the TOWEL!!'

Agent discusses boxing match

'The good news is that a knockout by the ring girl wont count against your record.'

"Keep up your guard. This guy's coming out swinging."

Boxing Sponsors - 'Pue' smelling salts.

Pirate sitting in boxing ring, trainer talking to boxer: 'Watch out for his right hook.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Mike Tyson. Age: minus three months.

'I don't mind the odd bite from him - but LOVE bites?'

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

Thank goodness, SAVED by the Bell!'

Boxing Trainer: 'Now remember, keep your guard up, and watch out for his Counterpunch.'

'I dink he boke by doze!' 'ENUNCIATE! 'I THINK he BROKE MY NOSE.'

Two tramps talk about the TysonLewis fight.

Boxing Trainer: 'Now don't be fooled by this big tub of lard Donny. He's strong, and he's very light on his feet.' a boxer floating in the air

'That's it! Go for a quick knockout!'

'I think I've found his Achilles' heel.' 'So I see, but, TECHNICALLY, it's called hitting below the belt.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

Relax,I've no intention of getting into clinches - he's wearing a diabolical after shave.'

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'You watch, I'm going to call him some right names this round!'

'I'll be glad when this guy's large muscles cause him to tire badly during these late rounds.'

"Well, I guess that settles that."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Any questions?"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."