Boxer With A Bow Tie Mugs

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"So, what are you reading?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

"Once again, mere fists and blunt instruments prove no match for one so adept at the marsupial arts."

Raging Bull on Ice

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