Box Life Analysts Pillows

"Do you ever get the feeling that we live in a world where...where...?"

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Crap from the future.

How Amazon was invented

"You are still here."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

Modern Life Blues

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'I like thinking inside the box.'

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

"Very funny."

Two ATMs sit side by side; one is labeled "Cash" while the other is labeled "Power".

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

'I envy your metabolism.'

"He looks so natural."

Magicians make terrible roommates. 'Did you clean or just make everything disappear?' 'Where's my keys?!' 'You know I have an early class!'

Street sign: 'Life gets even more complicated here to corner.'

I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think. About what, little buddy? Star Trek. The latest movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus. Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives.

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

"It seems the broadness of your mind and the narrowness of your waist have changed places."

"Luckily, our retirement funds are entirely in double lattes."

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"How do you stay so calm?"

Vending machine offers tea and sympathy

"We have very little need these days to employ a cudgel."

"Pop-up prison."

"Yes, but careful it doesn't foul the light switch."

"Shopping for days - spending a fortune and they're playing with the boxes the toys came in."

When cats get fired

'I spend all that money on computers and all she wants to do is play with the boxes.'

"Ohhh. . . I hope I got an empty box."

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'