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Musical Archer

Impressing dad.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Doctor carves realistic heart on a tree.

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Violin Player

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Bowling ball head.

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Violin Rehearsal

"The estranged string trio."

The violin lesson

That's my son

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

Joe Hundredaire

Mozart Clarinet

Gigolo Diary

Cellist wearing face mask.

String Quartet Vending Machine

"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."

Extreme Bowling.

My other viola is a Stradivari.