Bow Wielder Mugs

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

The Art Student.

"River well stocked this year."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Artist and Musician

Just call me Picasso!

Raphael

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

'You said you wanted a F-A-C-E chord.'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Two New Paintbrushes

I'm color blind, please help.

Occupational Hazards.

'I read that the ball is on the surface of the club for just 0.00035 of a second, so even when you take 100 shots to go around, you are only getting less than 1 second of golf for your money...'

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

Leonard Bernstein

House Plant Party

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Henri Matisse

"I spent locked out including my painting."

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

Forrest Gander

Shepherd

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Yehudi Menuhin.

'Did you let go of the wrong piece again?'

"Less panting, and more painting!"

Actualities - The last week before the Picture Gallery opens. - Chorus: 'Courage! To Work! The Friends are always there!'

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

"He's showing a great interest in drawing."

Georges Seurat