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'I think probably the topper, Clive.'

Obsession with the Internet.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

Appointments and Disappointments

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

Occupational Hazards.

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

Gigolo Diary

'How are they biting?'

Angler's bait

"What's with the bow tie? You're doing data entry not hosting the Oscars."

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"Aye, folks often get us mixed up, but I'm actually Capt'n Bluetooth."

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'We let viewers skip our ads in 15 seconds because by that time we've already collected all the browsing data we need!'

'It wouldn't work out, Evan. I'm Microsoft Internet explorer, and you're Google web browser.'

Violin

'It's the newest fitness craze. It's called 'tie bow'.'

'Actually it was quite simple once I solved the cold fusion problem.'

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

'Does the tie make me look too formal?'

'Jerry! That bus you just cut off says 'Olympic Archery Team' on the side!'

"These days I feel half naked without some electronic device stuck in my ear."

Man using a plunger on his horn.

"How do I look? Is my bow tie straight? Am I having a good time yet?"

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

'All the gold that's ever been mined would make a cube 68 feet on a side, but that doesn't include rapper teeth, in which case it's 150.'

I'm sorry, counselor, the best I can do is declare this witness hostile. I can't declare him "infuriating, with a stupid bow tie," though I'd like to.

The archer is better looking, but the fighter has more hit points.