Boutique Medicine Supporter Prints

"I love boutique healthcare! I have a great doctor on retainer and I get this great subscription box every month!"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

New Age Store.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

"I can't believe I spent seven million dollars on tights."

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

An unlicensed acupuncturist

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

"These are the least elegant one's in stock!"

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

'He says he makes house calls, and he'll be over as soon as he gets his horse back from the blacksmith.'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'It's ironic: I'm a carnivore, but my stomach pains were cured by a herbalist...'

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

Porcupine Acupuncture

'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'

Does my bank account look big in this?

'Don't just sit there-there's an articulated lorry wants unloading outside!'

Faith Healer next to the Emergency Room at a fair.

'Have you got one with smaller spots?'

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

"It IS a 'designer' dress, it's just that the designer was a bit rubbish!"