Boutique Browsers Mugs

Customer Convention

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Great British Eccentrics.

The practical psychopath

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Self Help and Self Hindrance Books

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Face Painting.

Orthopedics. Pediatrics. Stuff they never taught your in nursing school.

Shakespeare reading.

World politics book: Who's taking out whom

Books: Names That Will Make Your Child Hate You!

"I'm looking for a nice basic piece of clothing that can fulfill every need I have."

The New Yorker Book of Cartoons that No One Can Understand

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

"You're looking for 'Sex After Fifty'? That's in the 'fiction' department."

"I always confuse him with the alpaca."

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."