Bourbon Buffs Mugs

"Nope. Sometimes I drink water just to confuse my liver."

Welcome Spring.

Theorbo

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

French horn.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Very funny!'

"Take it. It's your bonus."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'The first act of air rage'

Claudius Monteverdi.

'Termites!'

"We've reduced our emissions by 78%"

Arturo Sandoval

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

"This is a blind audition, right?"

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

'I've made spaghetti Johann - very good for contrapuntal work!'

'You don't mind do you. Only it's Doctor Figgins birthday party tonight.'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'He's going to need more bourbon.'

A cocktail in a tuba

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

Baroque