Bourbon Buffs Mugs

"Nope. Sometimes I drink water just to confuse my liver."

Welcome Spring.

Theorbo

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

French horn.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Very funny!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

'The first act of air rage'

"We've reduced our emissions by 78%"

'Termites!'

Claudius Monteverdi.

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

"This is a blind audition, right?"

"Nice try Mrs Wimslow"

Arturo Sandoval

'You don't mind do you. Only it's Doctor Figgins birthday party tonight.'

'I've made spaghetti Johann - very good for contrapuntal work!'

Baroque

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'He's going to need more bourbon.'

Drunken Dis-orderly

Balloon Man

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."