Bouquet Connoisseur Prints

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

His Her Cakes

Cake Free Zone

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Bee costume

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

Doctor Bartolo

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

Prenuptial Wedding Cake

'You're FLIES YOU FOOLS!'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

'You should have ordered one. This is the only one left in the shop!'

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

"Your chocolate birthday cake weighs 10 pounds. The butter frosting is 1 pound the candles weight 2 ounces each. The total weight of the cake is 13 pounds. How old are you?"

Bat

Knight