Boundless Runner Pillows

'He never has an energy crisis.'

"I am not asking for directions."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'Are we having fun yet?'

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

"Pace yourself, stay close to me and try not to have a heart attack."

Finish Line

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

"He's exercising his right to be wrong."

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

Replacement Raft Service

Leo's Diner, Home of the Bottomless Cup of Coffee

"Sorry about the grime, Doc. I had to burn some bridges on my way here to keep the crazies from following me."

Racing to Hell

Scenic Route.

'This getting fit is killing me.'

"Back from your jog already? I thought you were going to go for the burn."

"O.K., there's the sun, so that direction is 'up'."

End of Vacation Sally

"We go on daily walks too, but my master is a creature of habit: we take exactly the same route every single time..."

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'

Shin splints. Next 5 miles.

Ophidiophobic Society 10k Run.

'I went jogging this morning - actually got as far as the front gate!'

'For a minute there I thought he was going to make it.'

Your 11:30 called. They're running a little late. Sneaker trouble.

'No I haven't caught any fish.However, I feel I've gained valuable experience from today's events!'

'Can't we run a little, and just pretend I'm chasing you?'

Running man

'Thanks, guys, but I already have a religion.'