Bouldering Boss T-Shirts

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"It looks like the 'because I say so' has it."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"Firing is too good for you, Mike. I'm going to give you MY job instead!"

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

The Hive, Inc. You mean I'll always be a worker, with no chance of advancement?

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

'Yes, I occasionally make mistakes but, unlike you, I never have to acknowledge them.'

"I don't know why people go on about the problem of 'stress'."

Buck Stops Here

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

'I'm excited about my new job. I know I have some small shoes to fill.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

Who's In Charge Here?

'You remember Mr. Horton? You know, the one you said to give the 'clean desk' award to? -- you fired him three years ago.'

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

"Humility is a virtue, but not on a resume."

The Inner Dog.

Chairman of the board: 'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

"Go say something unintelligible over the loud speaker and promote anyone who wakes up and asks 'what was that?'"