Bouldering Boss T-Shirts

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"It looks like the 'because I say so' has it."

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

"Firing is too good for you, Mike. I'm going to give you MY job instead!"

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

"Rumour has it that you're after my job."

'Yes, I occasionally make mistakes but, unlike you, I never have to acknowledge them.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

"I don't know why people go on about the problem of 'stress'."

Buck Stops Here

'Congratulations, Henderson -- I'm promoting you from henchman to crony.'

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

'I'm excited about my new job. I know I have some small shoes to fill.'

Who's In Charge Here?

The Inner Dog.

"Humility is a virtue, but not on a resume."

'You remember Mr. Horton? You know, the one you said to give the 'clean desk' award to? -- you fired him three years ago.'

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.'

'I take it his performance review went well.'

Chairman of the board: 'There's quite a power struggle going on.'