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"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, haven't you?"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Beware of Curmudgeon!

Farm Humor.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Daniel! How many times have I told you not to bury that in the back yard! I'm going to be late for work!'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

Bird Bath.

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

The Inner Dog.

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

It was an impulse buy.

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

A lady wants a higher fence to protect her man from the neighbour.

The King Can Do No Wrong

'That's your idea of weed control?'

'What haven't I done that I'm going to do?'

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

"The long winter has gotten you out of shape, dad. Your back locked up. If it was your computer, I could help you."

This had the potential to get really nasty...

"The buck stops here. You called?"

"They just keep falling. It's as though they're mocking me with their hideous persistence. I know they hate me, hahaha! You'll all be sorry..." "Leaf insanity"

I'd appreciate it if you followed my lead!

"I'll be okay when I retire. I'm maxing out my 401(K), stepping up my IRA contributions, and three times a year I bury two duffle bags filled with unmarked bills in my backyard."

'I'm not sure this home-brew franchise of yours is a good thing.'