Bottle-popping Prodigy Gifts

Child's 'bottled water' stand.

Impressing dad.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Little chef.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

Baseball Dreams

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Violinist.

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

Orchestra

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

Flautist

"Crayons again?"

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Picasso's learning years.

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

"But we ARE practising, Mum."