Bottle Balancer Prints

'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

The hour of justice

Information Tightrope.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

Time to Call Workaholics Anonymous.

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

'He has a learning disorder.'

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Tightrope Walker Over-Balances.

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

'You wash, I'll dry.'

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

Woman does yoga with a baby.

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

Dancing Person

'Every 'creative accountant' needs a muse...'

'We're a two-income family. In come the bills and in come the taxes!'

Hunter-Gatherer-Entertainer

Bath Juggler

'He won't hurt you - just don't make any sudden moves.'

'He's only been retired a week, but little by little Durwood is learning to relax...'

Harmony help wanted: YINS, yangs need not apply.

'It's Artie from Accounting. Apparently he was trying to cover his rear, watch his back, bury his head in the sand and balance the books, when something just SNAPPED!'

"Seriously, I think I've lost my head."

"In order to help the environment, Edward is only using paper bags now."

"Weird! How long has that been there?"