Bag Balancer Prints

"In order to help the environment, Edward is only using paper bags now."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

The hour of justice

Information Tightrope.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Waiting staff

'He has a learning disorder.'

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

Wade 'Gator' Ruben, Tax Attorney

'Am I biased or are my ideas always best?'

Woman does yoga with a baby.

The good news is, I'm going to let you work from home. The bad news is, I'm moving in with you.

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

'If stocks are up, bonds are down. If bonds are up, stocks are down. It's life's Yin and Yang.'

'We're a two-income family. In come the bills and in come the taxes!'

Music Tightrope

'He won't hurt you - just don't make any sudden moves.'

Hunter-Gatherer-Entertainer

Bath Juggler

'He's only been retired a week, but little by little Durwood is learning to relax...'

'Can't you take 'em down the recycle centre like everybody else?'

Harmony help wanted: YINS, yangs need not apply.

'It's Artie from Accounting. Apparently he was trying to cover his rear, watch his back, bury his head in the sand and balance the books, when something just SNAPPED!'

'Maybe now we'll find out what's going on around here.'

A meditating man glancing at his phone

"Weird! How long has that been there?"

"He likes to help with the shopping. It makes him feel useful."