Botanical Interests Pillows

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Prize vegetables.

Wildlife

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Wine Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Horti-Culture

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Yardless: Please help

Garden Goddess.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Cactus seats.

Botany Baby!

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Painting taking root...

Greenfingers.