Botanical Demise Analyst Mugs

Start their day with a splash of humor—our botanical demise analyst mugs combine wit and botanical charm on quality ceramic drinkware, make mornings more delightful.

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'I'm afraid he's gone and your plant's died too.'

'I'm afraid he's gone and your plant's died too.' mockup

'I'm afraid he's gone and your plant's died too.'

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The Velvet Mesquite

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'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.' mockup

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

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"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!" mockup

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

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Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare. mockup

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

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Getting Rid of the Cure

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'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

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Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant mockup

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

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The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'. mockup

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

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"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere." mockup

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

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"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?" mockup

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

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In the houseplant cemetery.

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"Is it always so cloudy?"

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"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums." mockup

"Where are the perineums?" "Aisle 3. Between the vaginas and the rectums."

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Ocotillo

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"Psst...The grass is a plant!"

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'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!' mockup

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

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'You think you're close? Listen Bud, I wrote the book on extinction!'

'You think you're close? Listen Bud, I wrote the book on extinction!' mockup

'You think you're close? Listen Bud, I wrote the book on extinction!'

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'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!' mockup

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

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Dead House Plant

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A group of businessmen read a profit chart that reads "Lousy"

A group of businessmen read a profit chart that reads "Lousy" mockup

A group of businessmen read a profit chart that reads "Lousy"

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Incompetent gardeners cause havoc mockup

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

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Escaping Flowers

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"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins." mockup

"Sometimes I just don't know where I end and the invisible fence begins."

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"Boss, if you could be any superhero, which one would it be?" "Insurance-Adjuster-Man." "In a world where superheroes were real, there'd be an awful lot of collateral damage to buildings and infrastructure." "Insurance-Adjuster-Man would probably clear six figures by breakfast." "'Heroes' aren't in it for the money." "Of course they are. Take Lex Luthor, for instance..."

"Boss, if you could be any superhero, which one would it be?" "Insurance-Adjuster-Man." "In a world where superheroes were real, there'd be an awful lot of collateral damage to buildings and infrastructure." "Insurance-Adjuster-Man would probably clear six figures by breakfast." "'Heroes' aren't in it for the money." "Of course they are. Take Lex Luthor, for instance..."

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