Botanical Bumbler T-Shirts

In the houseplant cemetery.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I just don't understand what I'm doing wrong."

Rodin's Irish Judge

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"We saw some inspired lunacy, then had some uninspired Italian."

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

Le Bolshie Chef.

'I picked up an interesting sounding wine to go with the roast. Have any of you folks ever heard of Kahlua?'

Bra falling from the sky.

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

A turtle takes a bath.

If I don't, he'll just wander off.

"Gumfighters of the Old West."

'This food is revolting. And such small portions.'

"I ask you to do one thing..."

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."

"..my real interest is rare plants" "In his case, the ones that are still alive"

Supermarket Self Service Checkout

Novice gardener - not recognising daffodil

'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.'

Permanently Offended By Something

'How romantic Dr Frankenstein, a flower made from the parts of other flowers.'

'I'm Sorry.'

"Waiter, will this meal be much longer? That's the third time you've replaced my candle!"

"Excuse me, is this fruit genetically modified?"

'I hate grocery shopping.'

A man talking on a phone while floating through the air using his speech bubble.

Sick Little Generosity Game.

"I don't mind you complaining, but please do it in time with the music."