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"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Camping-Pong

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

I love Museum Shops

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Robot walking pet robot

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Antler Buzzers.

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'The stuka brought you.'

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.