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"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Camping-Pong

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

I love Museum Shops

Robot walking pet robot

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Antler Buzzers.

'The stuka brought you.'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '