Bossy Siblings Prints

'Just remember that until you grow into a huge tree, I'm the grown-up around here!'

"He likes it."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

Polygamists' Picnic

Collies Without Borders

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

Snowman

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"At home there's a fish, a cat, a dog, me, and a big sister."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"Being a parent is like being in prison. . . except we don't get the hour of exercise."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

Olympics create interest in curling.

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

Look out, you're sitting on a worm!

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

"This song is about my struggle with the bottle."

Early Learning Centre

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'Sorry, cash only -- we don't accept little brothers.'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

'At first I wanted a brother, but I've changed my mind... I want a puppy now.'

'I suppose this puts my new bike on the back burner?'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'Mom! - Jeffrey just said a DADDY word!!'

'How do you expect them to treat you in a mature way with that thing in your mouth?'