Boss Of Banter Mugs

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

'Don't you think you've had enough?'

'This isn't a non-profit-making organization you know! Or at least, it wasn't until you started working here!'

"An open one-to-one environment is what you want, an open one-to-one environment is what you get, Ms Praed."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

When you talk about my debt to society, I thought that only referred to criminals.

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

"Sipsies?"

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"It's the drink talking"

"So,... Can I call you?"

'It started out with lactose, but ow he's intolerant of everything.'

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'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

'Hey carrot-breath! You still mad cause we ran you a little today? Hounds gotta make a living too, ya know.'

Mom! Billy's censoring me!

'Stop me when I start extolling the virtues of socialism.'

'The first thing you delegate - all personal responsibility.'

'I'm not naturally dense you know...Its taken years of practice.'

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'I still have all my own teeth but my head is false.'

"I don't know anything about politics or foreign relations, but I do know that Madelyn Albright's a babe."

Man sticking his tongue out at his boss.

"It's the big guy."

"Shall I fry it or flush it?"